Kiddo,
You're at your place, in the back room, with Rinso and VB. Vee is laying on her side on the bed, "the leg" on the floor. She's dressed, just, you know, reclined and watching. Rinso is pacing a bit, going over the list of his deeds after weeding out the petty ones like pissing off a few folks inside Trench and of course, scalp hunting Wendys. Because, you know, Wendys.
"Alright, here's the list." He starts reading, mostly because it helps him take the emotion out of it all, "I kidnapped a girl named Orbit from Oasis and held her for ransom. I did let her go, but her dad, who's named Snapple, needed convincing, so we cut off one of her fingers and sent it to him. When he paid up, we let her go." He turns the page to the next one, "We shook down Tang and his gang one night after following them out of Cat. I'm pretty sure he'd shoot me on sight." VB snickers at that one. Rinso continues, "I had to break Cherry out of jail at Wal-Mart. Killed a few guards, including Webriot, who is Vicks' son. Vicks is head of security now, so I don't go to Wal-Mart anymore." He looks over at you, closing the little notebook, "And, I slept with Cherry a bunch of times, but it was never as fun as I hoped. Twix cheated on Majesta with me for a little while, but I broke it off. And, uhm... I frakked Ruth and Kit Kat once when we were really drunk."
VB cackles and nearly rolls off the bed, "You frakked Candies?!?!"
What do you do?
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Long story short: I'm not laughing.
I sit there patiently, my arms crossed, after Rinny finishes and read over the list for myself... Majesta and Twix. Snapple and Orbits. Tang. Vicks. Majesta and Twix are easy enough to find — they set up shop here in town. Walmart sounds like the next logical stop, a few days south of here... That'll cost jingle to set straight, at the very least... Maybe more... Tang's tricky, but we may be able to work something out with the Candies as leverage — territory disputes being what they are...
That just leaves the poor girl whose finger he chopped off — and that's a doozie... That's torture. That's misery inflicted on a man — and his child — for jingle. This is serious.
I stand up and pace a bit, then look down to the list. I look over to Rinny, and sigh. "We're talking to Twix tomorrow. I don't wanna break up their marriage if they're happy... Walmart can wait until we've got a little more float, and I'll talk to O... Spree about smoothing things over with Tang." I look out the window. The sun's been set for some time now, and I can see the lights from Cat coming on the horizon.
I take a deep breath, "I'm gunna take a walk... I need to think about stuff."
Junk Radio Tower Three went live today. The lights are still on up in the booth, it's not too late, so folk are about.
Where do you go?
I mean, I ... I don't want to kill this kid, but... I dunno if I can do this. I don't think I can...
Still, she's up in your face, all chatty.
What do you do?
Spree walks with you, "Sorry it seems like we're gloating, Kiddo. I can tone it down, yeah? It's just nice to sleep with a roof over my girls' heads. And if you're dealing with drek... I'm a good listener. No, really, I am. Wanna rap for a bit?"
I walk a ways more, wondering what the frak I could chat with Spree about before it just kinda comes out. "So who's Abba and Zabba's dad?"
She laughs, "And to top it all off, I find out I'm a breeder! I freaked right the frak out, Kiddo. And of course, twins. But they are the best thing that's ever happened to me. The Candies are second best, but it isn't really close... wait, is that gloating again, Kiddo?" She looks like she might have pissed you off.
I hold a hand up defensively, "not that I'm saying you made a bad call! Those girls are so sweet!"
She grins wide. "So I had 'em. And Kiddo, Ima gloat now. Those blood-covered little bitches, they were the most wonderful things ever to come into my life. I've got stretch marks that'll never go away, but frak they're battle scars for that fight that they kicked my ass in. I mean... look at me, Kiddo. I'm runnin a frakkin gang. We got our own place, now we got jobs. I'm doin right by my girls. All of em."
She reaches up to pull your arm, to get you to stop, "What's goin on with you, Kiddo?"
I look curiously over to her hand pulling me back, and I consider telling her the truth... That I'm pregnant with the child — oh gods, what if it's twins? ... I can't consider that possibility now. That I'm pregnant with the child of a man who once cut off the finger of a defenseless girl for ransom money? I've done plenty of shit I'm not proud of, but I would never let someone lay a hand on my child like that, and parents have long frakking memories of the folks who harm their children...
No... Now's not the right time. 'Sides — she might spill the beans to someone else, and that'd be the end of my little secret...
"Rinso's been pushing me to have kids ever since we hooked up... I was starting to consider it and everything, but then I hear from a bitch on that freighter that he went and killed their leader — a guy named Timbits — in cold blood over some jingle. So I confront him about it — 'cause I don't wanna bring a baby into a life where folks might come after its parents — and he starts spilling about all this other shit he's done."
I sigh, and lower my voice, "I told him I wouldn't have the babies of a man who might get hunted down — or whose kids might get hunted down — and it's been pretty rocky since then... We've got a list of people, and now we've gotta find out how to make things right with them." I run my hand through my hair, and look Spree in the eyes, "I really was coming around to the idea... It's breaking my heart."
I sigh, "I just don't wanna do that if I can avoid it, yeah? What's the point of it all if your kids can't be happy?"
"You an me, Kiddo," Spree says, sort of sisterly, "As kids, we got to see what civilized folk did. We were raised to think about drek like goodness and honesty. But, it was all secrets and lies in the end. I mean, your dad, he lived what he said. But look where it got him. He up and left town, left Sector to twist in the wind."
Where the frak is Stitch?
You come up on Metro's van, the light is on and they're talking in the back (it is not a rockin'). Go here.